This video and it's lyrics are offensiveMany of you know I have an ongoing "feud" with WorkingDan and the evil Cat from Rhymetime. They have both taken to referring to me as "one-eye" (the cat even throws in "old" since he's wretchedly evil) because when I first began blogging a year and a half ago, I had the below avatar:
My dear friend, Anne, came to my rescue and created an Elven Princess which proved I have two eyes but that wasn't enough to keep the "one-eye" comments at bay. Still, they happen post after post, comment after comment. Each went so far to draw a caricature of me with one eye.
Evil cat's drawing of me
Dan's drawing of me with my turtle that he has since turned to soup!
It was time to call in the big guns. I have no skills at drawing myself but I know a gentleman who does, Bryan over at A Beer For The Shower. I sent him an encrypted file with my picture and he promised never to reveal my identity. Never. We did a secret handshake, complete with blood exchange and promise of his first born in case of a breach (which he may not be aware of) and my only request was that he emphasized my two beautiful, brown eyes. Two.
I'd say Bryan fulfilled my request, he even added my turtle. I'm traveling at G-Force he said. I was laughing so hard when I received this in my email, tears were running out of my two beautiful, brown eyes. He promised no one would be able identify me...I think he's right.
Thank you, Bryan!!
I will be on and off Blogger today. I have been lucky enough to have to replace my entire HVAC unit (yea!) and the power will be cut off at some point today.